- 1: When did you lose your virginity?
- 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
- 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
- 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
- 5: Favourite sex position?
- 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
- 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
- 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
- 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
- 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
- 12: How often do you have sex?
- 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
- 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
- 15: Are you into dressing up for sex?
- 16: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
- 17: Do you/would you use sex toys?
- 18: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
- 19: Early morning sex or late night sex?
- 20: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
- 21: Favourite body part on the same sex?
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.
i would get out, and hug it. omg
good. do that. it’s for the best you take those genes of yours out of the pool.
Disney Villains Week: Day 4: Most Evil/Disgusting Villain
➸ Maleficent - Sleeping Beauty (1959)
"The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But… before the sun sets on her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger, on the spindle of a spinning wheel - AND DIE!"
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under